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Skulduggery Pleasant 30 Day Challenge, Day Two: Your Least Favourite Character.

"We’re all barbarians at our core. We’re all savage, murderous beasts. I know I am. I’m sure you are. The only difference between us, Mr Prave, is how loudly we roar. I know I roar very loudly indeed. How about you? Do you think you can match me?

China Sorrows.

except just about completely not because i think that she is wonderful as a character even if because of that she’s also, like, an unapologetically god-awful human being. really, my least favourite’s that Kitana-person-thing, but her graphic isn’t half so dramatic and looks more like:


and like i know they have qualities in common and stuff but say what you want an indisputable quality of China Sorrows is that the woman is classy as hell



Skulduggery Pleasant 30 Day Challenge, Day Ten: A Character You Wish Hadn’t Died.

"How come she gets the blue hospital gown?” Skulduggery asked.

"Hmm?" mumbled the professor.

Skulduggery’s head tilted unhappily. “You said the only gowns you had left were these pink bunny ones, but Valkyrie is wearing a perfectly respectable blue one.”

"Your point being?"

"Why am I wearing this ridiculous gown?"

"Because it amuses me."

Skulduggery looked over at her. “The important thing,” he said, “is that I can wear this gown and still maintain my dignity.”

"Yes," she responded automatically. "Yes, you can."

"You can stop grinning any time."

"I am so trying, I swear." 

Kenspeckle Grouse


Don’t date Nice Guys. Date Evil Guys. Date guys who revel in the darkness of the night. Date guys who are monsters and loving it. Date guys who wear their villainy like it’s a fashion statement. Date guys who treat you like a gentleman but are merciless towards enemies. Date guys who come to the party with a melodramatic and terrifying entrance. Date guys who use smoke and mirrors and candlelight to ensnare their victims. Date guys with diabolical master plans about world domination. 

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